February 2012
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I've decided...
I’m getting too old to date guys just for passion. If you make me get into a screaming fight with you two weeks after we meet, I might end up being charged with homicide after a year.
#sayin
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Um ya..... (facepalm friday)
Situation: Long conversation with cute, funny boy on OKCupid. He gives me his number to text him. I text him, only to find that it’s some girl’s number. Following OKC message conversation ensues:
Me: It’s been fun chatting, but go take a long hike off a short cliff.
Him: What? I’m lost?
Me: I texted your friend. Very funny.
Him: What?
Me: The number you gave me. Your...
April 2010
4 posts
When you can order a bottle of wine and a man delivered to your doorstep after a long day of work, life is good.
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I’m kind of nervous about my date tonight with Verizon guy, which is probably a good sign since normally I don’t care enough to get nervous. Thank goodness for Jodilyn, she calmed my nerves and gave outfit consultation and now I’m feeling much better. Besties make life so much better.
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(Scene: text convo with Verizon guy, shortly after we made Saturday plans for our 3rd date)
Me: So are you nervous for our third date? Third dates are kind of a big deal... ;)
Verizon Guy: I'm not nervous at all about you. I grow on people like a rash.
Me: BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
March 2010
14 posts
Jet Blue Coming to DCA!!!! PARTAYYYYY! →
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Gym Adventures
easylikesundaymorning:
booyahgrandma: I am not mature enough for you, gym.
The sex noises muscle men make. My god. It’s disgusting.
This reminds me. I was at the gym this weekend - and this guy working out on the leg press is grunting and moaning so loud that I was blushing.
He gets to the end of his set, and bellows, “F*** YOU LEGS!” - over and over while hitting his chest like Tarzan.
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Fact
My outfit tonight would be totally complete if I had some glittery star or heart stick-on earrings. Remember those!?@??!?!?!?!? Whatever happened to them?!?!?
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WHY, DEAR GOD, WHYYYYYY?!??!?! (Part Dos)
(Scene: several hours have passed since prior text. I have since exhaled that I won't have to deal with some crazy bullshit, had a glass of red wine while watching the new Kimora and am generally happy and relaxed and head to bed to sleep in peace.)
LA Guy (at 1.45 am while I am asleep): I'm coming
LA Guy walks into my room at 2.15 am, scaring the bejesus out of me: "Hey beautiful, how you?"
Me: If I had a gun, I would have fucking shot you.
Why, Dear God, Why?!?!? (Part One)
(Scene: Text convo after NOT TALKING FOR TWO DAYS)
LA Guy: Hey, I'm coming over late tonight. I have my keys. (READ: Keys I asked him to return several weeks ago that were for a one-time use only)
LA Guy (after 30 min of silence): Is that okay?
Me: Oh, so now you're asking?
LA Guy: I wasn't going to ask but I guess I should... this time.
Me: It's just kinda weird to be like "I'm coming over" when the last time we talked we didn't have anything set.
LA Guy: I hit you last night. (which I cleverly avoided with the I'm sleeping excuse..)
Me: Ya but you know what I'm saying.
Hey Verizon...
Ya done good.
So I’m about to go on a date with a guy who asked me out after selling me a new phone. Surprisingly awesome or rediculously awful story to follow…
Update on how I'm feeling about LA Guy (aka texts...
LA Guy: Hey, what's up? Just got off work.
Me: How was it?
LA Guy: Wack
LA Guy: I have off on Thursday
Me: Oh, I have plans with my girl Jodi
LA Guy: Oh
Me: Maybe we can hang later in the evening...
LA Guy: Possibly
Sorry I've been MIA...
Work took over my life. WTFFFFF?!?!?
jodilyn:
Let it be known that although I got “color” in Florida, I am still the color that people normally are when their tan fades in the winter.
At least I am no longer “clear” like the name of my facial concealer suggests.
Pale people, FTW.
I miss your pale ass. In other news, it is cloudy and rainy today. I think Florida is crying because you left. :(
February 2010
33 posts
Every Friday I look fwd to...
the OH in DC blog post. Why? You ask…. WELLLL, let me show you a snippet…
Hey-o!
In a Federal office building downtown:
Guy to himself/group of cubemates: “Man, I’m not hungry at all, but I really want to put something in my mouth.” Cubemates burst out laughing.
One word: ahhhhhhhhhhhhmazing!
Okay so I’ve been out of the District for a week, work is busy blah blah blah
But can I just say that I’m:
super excited for spring
going vacationing with jodilyn for the first time in 1.5 years in March.
just really grateful for my girlfriends and the fact that they were the first persons I wanted to see when I got home from Atlanta. I’m super blessed to have them, they make...
My next 12 hours:
-coffee
-a bit of nerdy python work
-hair apt with felipe
-girl talk with jodilyn
-preparty at meghan’s
-crazy fun dj/mc parrrrty
-valentine’s kiss?
♥
Sometimes I think I’m a really good friend. And then I look at the way some of my friends treat me, and I realize I must be wrong.
yawn...
some people should’ve just stuck with livejournal. angry white man rants at the world are SO 2001.
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HEY SNOW!! YA, I’M TALKIN TO YOU. NOW YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR. YOU’RE FUCKING WITH MY DATING AND SEX LIFE. YOU DON’T KNOW WHO YOU’RE MESSING WITH BECAUSE IT IS ABOUT TO GET UGLY.
Snowpocalypse/Snowmageddon
jodilyn:
heytootall:
Snowfall on the East coast is not national news…ahem (cough cough) I’m talking to you HLN. It’s called winter. The shit falls like everyday here in the midwest, yet despite record breaking ice/snow/flooding/nuclear attacks, you fail to mention anything about Iowa and its surrounding buddies. I don’t give a fat baby’s dick about YOUR snow. Our snow has the same...
The Teenager Audio Test →
whiteoleanders:
Apparently I still have the hearing of an under-25-year-old! I suddenly feel like loitering in a mall.
eep, me too, must be broken ;)
yosamanthrax:
Hey y’all, I didn’t cry! Like not even a little. As a matter of fact, I said the following: “I am beyond frustrated. I am mad. I skinned my knuckles doing another load of laundry and I’m done. I’m broke and I’m sick of cleaning up the mess the people downstairs left behind. Both the apartment downstairs and my apartment need to be heat treated. That’s it.”
I KNOW RIGHT?! ...
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I now find it incredibly ironic that I chose to...
10 Ways to a Geeky Girl’s Heart →
jodilyn:
(via minilaarni: emphasisadded)
!!!
this is genius, a lil minus on the “feelings” part. substitute thoughts instead (in my case), but author is RIGHT ON.
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If it really does snow another 6-10 inches tomorrow, I may cry. Literally burst into tears.
(Scene: Text convo with LA guy who missed my birthday due to snowmageddon)
Me: So when ya gonna take me out to make up for missing my bday?
Him: ASAP, but I work late a lot this week.
Me: Hmm, maybe I'll cook for you this week and you can take me out on val day.
Him: That sounds perfect.
Me: Alright, but fair warning. You are going to fall for me once you taste my cookin...
Him: Who says I haven't already?
awwwwwwwwwwww
yosamanthrax:
THAT IS SO PRINTED OUT TO GET FRAMED. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
I AM SO EXCITED. OMG.
I’m beginning to think there needs to be a tumblr that is pix/voice of your cat 24/7. Crankcat.tumblr.com.
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I am having a veg-on-the-couch, eat-too-many-snacks, watch-tv-shows-even-though-I-promised-myself-I-would-read, I-hate-men-because-they-stress-me-out kind of night.
On that same note, I think 26 is trying to get it’s last kicks in.
Not sure if the fact that I just referred to myself as “resident nerd” and “nerd for life” in two separate work e-mails means:
I have lost all touch with anything/everything cool.
I have risen to a new level of cool where calling oneself a nerd is totally acceptable/appreciated and even seen as a compliment.