| (Scene: | several hours have passed since prior text. I have since exhaled that I won't have to deal with some crazy bullshit, had a glass of red wine while watching the new Kimora and am generally happy and relaxed and head to bed to sleep in peace.) |
| LA Guy (at 1.45 am while I am asleep): | I'm coming |
| LA Guy walks into my room at 2.15 am, scaring the bejesus out of me: | "Hey beautiful, how you?" |
| Me: | If I had a gun, I would have fucking shot you. |
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