Gym Adventures
booyahgrandma: I am not mature enough for you, gym.
The sex noises muscle men make. My god. It’s disgusting.
This reminds me. I was at the gym this weekend - and this guy working out on the leg press is grunting and moaning so loud that I was blushing.
He gets to the end of his set, and bellows, “F*** YOU LEGS!” - over and over while hitting his chest like Tarzan.
Fired up.
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH, TRUTH.
Now imagine that that guy is someone who works in the IT department and who you regularly have to meet with for projects…. (( avert eyes ))