Not a Player, I Just Crush A Lot
(Scene: text convo with Verizon guy, shortly after we made Saturday plans for our 3rd date)
Me: So are you nervous for our third date? Third dates are kind of a big deal... ;)
Verizon Guy: I'm not nervous at all about you. I grow on people like a rash.
Me: BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
  1. kissyqueen posted this
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